That's why I "presented without comment". These days it is getting harder and harder to separate the satire from the reality.

Did you send me a private message through gothvic.com a few days ago? Someone did, and I haven't been able to get it. I can't access the site from work (as it's been classifed as "naughty", and I get a screaming red BLOCKED screen when I try), and my pooter at home hasn't been connecting properly.