A BC Ferry would be about as useful as a weapon
as the good year blimp...

What are you going to do, run it into Pender Island? Or ground it somewhere?
Their top speed is, what, 16 knots?
I can run faster than that for Chris-sakes...
(especially when motivated!)

Hey. Could we get into trouble just by talking about this stuff???
Hang on... someone is knocking at my door.....