Mr. Question Meme
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ltmurnauStolen partly from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bruiseblue and entirely from dramaqueen_23.
You are sent to the grocery store and can purchase only 5 things. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: Onions
2. Bakery: Sandwich loaf
3. Meat: Ham or chicken
4. Frozen: peas
5. Dry goods: rice
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. A T-shirt
2. A pair of socks
3. A change of underpants
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. "What!"
2. "Thank you"
3. "... if that's OK with you"
4. "Ummm...."
5. "Good question."
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Eating.
2. Sleeping.
3. Listening to music.
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Eating
2. Watching a movie
3. Reading
4. Playing a board or computer game
5. God, I'm boring
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Bears
2. Monkeys
3. Bugs or else snakes
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Saturday Night Live
2. Jeopardy
3. The Daily Show
4. MadTV
(I picked ones that actually have studio audiences)
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Cherry
2. Spumoni
3. Espresso flake
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. standard ID of all kinds.
2. an old picture of Akito.
3. Card declaring me a Professional Neoist and citizen of the Akademgorod United Cells of Neoism.
4. Card certifying that I am an Ordained Minister of the Church of the SubGenius and am on OFFICIAL BUSINESS.
5. unmarked building pass (it might be hard to claim it's mine, but I can show what it lets me into).
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Game designer.
2. Metalsmith.
3. Author/historian.
4. Mathematician.
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Hang in there. It will get much better after this.
2. Play to your strengths. You don't have to become what other people think you should be.
3. Remember that you can leave after four years, but Teacher has to stay.
4. You will get a girl some day.
All shows with humans have been banned from t.v.! What five cartoons will keep you sane for the rest of your life?
1. King of the Hill
2. Simpsons (terrible lately but there's 17 years of it to mine)
3. those crazy old Dave Fleischer cartoons
4. Family Guy
5. Rocket Robin Hood [though I'm not sure about the "sane"]
bruiseblue and entirely from dramaqueen_23.You are sent to the grocery store and can purchase only 5 things. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: Onions
2. Bakery: Sandwich loaf
3. Meat: Ham or chicken
4. Frozen: peas
5. Dry goods: rice
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. A T-shirt
2. A pair of socks
3. A change of underpants
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. "What!"
2. "Thank you"
3. "... if that's OK with you"
4. "Ummm...."
5. "Good question."
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Eating.
2. Sleeping.
3. Listening to music.
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Eating
2. Watching a movie
3. Reading
4. Playing a board or computer game
5. God, I'm boring
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Bears
2. Monkeys
3. Bugs or else snakes
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Saturday Night Live
2. Jeopardy
3. The Daily Show
4. MadTV
(I picked ones that actually have studio audiences)
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Cherry
2. Spumoni
3. Espresso flake
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. standard ID of all kinds.
2. an old picture of Akito.
3. Card declaring me a Professional Neoist and citizen of the Akademgorod United Cells of Neoism.
4. Card certifying that I am an Ordained Minister of the Church of the SubGenius and am on OFFICIAL BUSINESS.
5. unmarked building pass (it might be hard to claim it's mine, but I can show what it lets me into).
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Game designer.
2. Metalsmith.
3. Author/historian.
4. Mathematician.
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Hang in there. It will get much better after this.
2. Play to your strengths. You don't have to become what other people think you should be.
3. Remember that you can leave after four years, but Teacher has to stay.
4. You will get a girl some day.
All shows with humans have been banned from t.v.! What five cartoons will keep you sane for the rest of your life?
1. King of the Hill
2. Simpsons (terrible lately but there's 17 years of it to mine)
3. those crazy old Dave Fleischer cartoons
4. Family Guy
5. Rocket Robin Hood [though I'm not sure about the "sane"]
