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Black Flab
Oct. 22nd, 2007 01:57 pmA week or two ago I actually went out to hear some live music - haven't done that in a long time. I caught one-third of a "Triple Tribute" bill at Lucky Bar, featuring:
The Ramores - from Whalley
Night of the Living Dead Boys - from somewhere south of the border
Black Flab - from Victoria!
The Dead Boys cover band were to play first, but never showed up - got stopped at the border, and the Ramores came on too late for the last bus, so I caught only Black Flab, an all-meat, extra-heavy Black Flag tribute band. Here's their logo:
They were quite funny - they played each song with creditable energy, but changed the lyrics - so "My War" became "My Pork", "Police Story" was changed to "Obese Story" about how body-Nazis run everything - see?
OBESE STORY
This fucking city
Is run by Fits
They take the rights away
From us fat pigs
Understand
We're fighting a war against the Thins
They hate us – We hate them
We can win – BUFFET
Walk past their gyms
I flip them off
They tell me what to eat
Try to make me jog
Nothing is what I do, Everything is what I eat
I tell them to go get fucked
They say don't eat meat
I have to go to work out
For my crime
They force me on a treadmill
It's diet time
OBESE STORY
BIG MAC
Two all beef patties and special sauce to my name BIG MAC!
Spent the rest on Macs so who's to blame BIG MAC!
They say I'm eatin too much beef all the time BIG MAC!
But I know they're a waste of time BIG MAC!
I know it'll be OK
Get a Big Mac in me, ALL RIGHT!
My girlfriend asked me which one I like better BIG MAC!
I hope the answer won't upset her BIG MAC!
I was born with a burger in my mouth BIG MAC!
Now Ive got a double so Ill never run out BIG MAC!
I know it'll be OK
Get a Big Mac in me, ALL RIGHT!
Two all beef patties and special sauce to my name BIG MAC!
Spent the rest on burgers so who's to blame BIG MAC!
They say Im eatin' beef all the time BIG MAC!
But I know they're a waste of time BIG MAC!
BIG MAC!
BIG MAC!
BIG MAC!
and so forth...
Anyway, it was really funny, and I had a good time. I got a couple of T-shirts from "Jelly Rollins", and gave him a few of my little metal castings as well - he seemed to like them.
The Ramores - from Whalley
Night of the Living Dead Boys - from somewhere south of the border
Black Flab - from Victoria!
The Dead Boys cover band were to play first, but never showed up - got stopped at the border, and the Ramores came on too late for the last bus, so I caught only Black Flab, an all-meat, extra-heavy Black Flag tribute band. Here's their logo:
They were quite funny - they played each song with creditable energy, but changed the lyrics - so "My War" became "My Pork", "Police Story" was changed to "Obese Story" about how body-Nazis run everything - see?
OBESE STORY
This fucking city
Is run by Fits
They take the rights away
From us fat pigs
Understand
We're fighting a war against the Thins
They hate us – We hate them
We can win – BUFFET
Walk past their gyms
I flip them off
They tell me what to eat
Try to make me jog
Nothing is what I do, Everything is what I eat
I tell them to go get fucked
They say don't eat meat
I have to go to work out
For my crime
They force me on a treadmill
It's diet time
OBESE STORY
BIG MAC
Two all beef patties and special sauce to my name BIG MAC!
Spent the rest on Macs so who's to blame BIG MAC!
They say I'm eatin too much beef all the time BIG MAC!
But I know they're a waste of time BIG MAC!
I know it'll be OK
Get a Big Mac in me, ALL RIGHT!
My girlfriend asked me which one I like better BIG MAC!
I hope the answer won't upset her BIG MAC!
I was born with a burger in my mouth BIG MAC!
Now Ive got a double so Ill never run out BIG MAC!
I know it'll be OK
Get a Big Mac in me, ALL RIGHT!
Two all beef patties and special sauce to my name BIG MAC!
Spent the rest on burgers so who's to blame BIG MAC!
They say Im eatin' beef all the time BIG MAC!
But I know they're a waste of time BIG MAC!
BIG MAC!
BIG MAC!
BIG MAC!
and so forth...
Anyway, it was really funny, and I had a good time. I got a couple of T-shirts from "Jelly Rollins", and gave him a few of my little metal castings as well - he seemed to like them.
