Naked Vibrating Eplucheur des Pommes!

Today at the thrift store I got one of these.
I have two of the all-metal ones like this



that are much better but I can't get replacement blades, and I noted that the plastic one used a regular Gillette razor blade, trimmed to size.

Anyway, the plastic one I just got was not an actual Starfrit one as in the picture, it was an even cheaper knockoff that contained this admonition on top of the crank housing: "NO VIBRATING WITH NOTHING ON."

Words to live by, folks....