Return of the Killer Meme

Do people still do memes on LJ? Why yes! <lj user="emmabovary"> did, and now I will too. Been a while. 1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No' (That's HARD!) 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks - and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems. Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? YES Been arrested? - No Kissed someone you didn't like? NO Slept in until 5 PM? - NO Fallen asleep at work/school? YES Held a snake? - YES Ran a red light? NO Been suspended from school? NO Experienced love at first sight? NO Totaled your car in an accident? NO Been fired from a job? NO Fired somebody? NO Sung karaoke? YES Pointed a gun at someone? YES Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? YES Laughed until something you were drinking came out your eyes? NO Caught a snowflake on your tongue? YES Kissed in the rain? YES Had a close brush with death (your own)? YES Saw someone die? NO Played Spin-the-Bottle? NO Smoked a cigar? YES Sat on a rooftop? YES Smuggled something into another country? YES Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? YES Broken a bone? YES Skipped school? YES Eaten a bug? YES Sleepwalked? YES Walked on a moonlit beach? YES Ridden a motorcycle? YES Dumped someone? NO Forgotten your anniversary? NO Lied to avoid a ticket? NO Ridden in a helicopter? YES Shaved your head? NO Blacked out from drinking? NO Played a prank on someone? YES Hit a home run? NO Felt like killing someone? YES Cross-dressed? NO Been falling-down drunk? NO Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? NO Eaten snake? NO Marched/Protested? YES Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? NO Puked on an amusement ride? NO Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? YES Been in a band? YES Knitted? NO Been on TV? YES Shot a gun? YES Skinny-dipped? YES Given someone stitches? NO Eaten a whole habanero pepper? NO Ridden a surfboard? NO Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? YES Had surgery? YES Streaked? YES Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? YES Tripped on mushrooms? NO Passed out when NOT drinking? NO Peed on a bush? YES Donated Blood? YES Grabbed electric fence? NO Eaten alligator meat? NO Eaten cheesecake? YES Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? NO Killed an animal when NOT hunting? YES Peed your pants in public? NO Snuck into a movie without paying? NO Written graffiti? YES Still love someone you shouldn't? YES Think about the future? YES Been in handcuffs? NO Believe in love? YES Sleep on a certain side of the bed? YES