Here is something new...

...insulting spam!

I got this today in my email:

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: advice
Date: (today)
Subject: Hi (my name)
To:

I always wanted to tell you that the cloths you wear do not look that good on you.
Please be more classy! It is for your well-being.

Just an advice from a friend.

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I think this is absolutely brilliant.
Instead of pretending to be a Nigerian prince in difficulty or a dotty solicitor offering money, insult the rube and provoke him into replying, letting them know they've got a live one.