Friday on my Mind

[ltmurnau]

Cranking phrases into the Gordomatic Upload not going well. It's PowerPoint's fault, yeah, that's it.


Yoinked from rroselavyoui: the response is, "Why the heck not?"

( ) i have never been drunk
( ) i have never smoked pot
( ) i have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) i have never kissed a member of the same sex
(x) i have never crashed a friend's car
( ) i have never been to japan
( ) i have never ridden in a taxi
(x) i have never had anal sex
( ) i have never been in love
( ) i have never had sex
(x) i have never had sex in public
( ) i have never been dumped
( ) i have never shoplifted
(x) i have never been fired
( ) i have never been in a fist fight
(x) i have never had a threesome
(x) i have never sneaked out of my parents' house
(x) i have never been tied up (sexually)
(x) i have never been caught masturbating
( ) i have never pissed on myself
( ) i have never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) i have never been arrested
( ) i have never made out with a stranger
( ) i have never stolen something from my job
(x) i have never celebrated new years in time square
(x) i have never gone on a blind date
(x) i have never lied to a friend
( ) i have never had a crush on a teacher
(x) i have never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) i have never been to Europe
( ) i have never skipped school
( ) i have never slept with a co-worker
( ) i have never cut myself on purpose
(x) i have never had sex at the office
( ) i never got married
(x) i never got divorced
( ) i never had children

Again, the response is, "Why haven't you ---?"