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shadesofwinter did it first....
50 Random Questions
1. What is your take on plastic surgery?
Not for me, unless it's to keep my outside in.
2. Do you like chicken nuggets?
yes
3. If you were stranded on an island, would you take the person who sent this to you?
Yes, we'd play Go with little white pebbles and pieces of dung.
5. Why do you think grass is green?
Chlorophyll.
6. Starbucks?
Nein, danke.
7. Hot Topic?
Never been there.
8. Why can't we breathe on the moon?
The atmosphere was privatized a million years ago by the technologically advanced but Libertarian-leaning ancients who used to live there, and one of them cornered the market and fled to Costa Rica with all the air.
9. If you ask anybody a question about themselves what would it be?
Why are you here?
10. Would you ever collect stamps?
No. I collected coins when I was kid. No problem with them if there's a flood or fire.
11. Have you ever heard of the singer Roobie Breastnut?
Aw, you made that up.
12. Who was the 14th President?
I only know of the 13 Secret Masters of the Universe.
13. What's the world record for skydiving?
What does it matter, all jumps end at ground level.
14. Who's your most hated celebrity?
They're all awful.
15. Funniest word?
"SMILES", because there's a mile between each S. Oh wait, that's the longest word. Geez, I even screw up bad jokes....
16. Can you speak pig latin?
Uresay.
17. Favorite pizza topping?
sausage and mushroom
18. Do you play golf?
No. Awful sport. "A good walk spoiled."
19. Random animal sound?
Meeeehhh!
20. How many licks does take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Don't know - I crunch them up.
21. Escalator or Elevator?
Escalator - it still works when the power's off, both ways at that.
22. When was the last time you threw up?
After surgerym bad Rx to anaesthetic. It was not fun.
23. Paris Hilton...Hot? Or Not?
Ick, no.
24. Should balding men shave their heads?
sure
25. Should marijuana be legalized?
Personally I don't care. Dope is for dopes, and dopes should pay for being dopes, either through keeping criminal gangs in Harleys and white slaves or paying mucho taxes to da guvmint.
26. Favorite superhero?
Batman, the comic book Batman. He didn't have any superpowers, he was just a bit smarter and stronger than an ordinary man.
27. What is the most attractive thing about the opposite sex?
Smile is a good place to start.
28. Full name?
Lieutenant Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau
29. What color are your shoes?
Black boots, dusty
30. Maroon 5?
Who?
31. Paper or plastic?
Paper.
32. Do you have a job and if so, where?
Yes. Here.
33. Last person you kissed?
Betty
34. When was the last time you said, "I love you"?
this morning
35. Hottest clothing that you own?
Old RCMP parka - all I needed for several winters in Ottawa.
36. What have you eaten today?
Those little buns with raisins and cut-up candied fruit in them. Tea buns?
37. Heck yes or Heck No?
Heck, maybe.
38. Do you make your bed in the morning?
Yes
39. Leather jacket or Leather vest?
Sorry, no.
40. War in iraq?
Bad move.
41. Favorite state, besides the one you live in?
Nevada!
42. Biggest annoyance at the moment?
Having to sleep.
43. Do you know how to sew?
Yes.
44. Have you seen the movie "The notebook"?
No.
45. Why are round pizzas served in square boxes?
Senseless tradition. I have eaten and enjoyed square pizzas many times. And it would be hard to get a square pizza in a round box.
46. Do you believe in a thing called true love?
Yes.
48. Have you ever almost died?
Yes.
49. Michael Jackson?
Ick.
50. Have you ever chased a rainbow till its end?
Never had to, a few minutes with the soldering iron and Lucky the Leprechaun was always ready to talk.
shadesofwinter did it first....50 Random Questions
1. What is your take on plastic surgery?
Not for me, unless it's to keep my outside in.
2. Do you like chicken nuggets?
yes
3. If you were stranded on an island, would you take the person who sent this to you?
Yes, we'd play Go with little white pebbles and pieces of dung.
5. Why do you think grass is green?
Chlorophyll.
6. Starbucks?
Nein, danke.
7. Hot Topic?
Never been there.
8. Why can't we breathe on the moon?
The atmosphere was privatized a million years ago by the technologically advanced but Libertarian-leaning ancients who used to live there, and one of them cornered the market and fled to Costa Rica with all the air.
9. If you ask anybody a question about themselves what would it be?
Why are you here?
10. Would you ever collect stamps?
No. I collected coins when I was kid. No problem with them if there's a flood or fire.
11. Have you ever heard of the singer Roobie Breastnut?
Aw, you made that up.
12. Who was the 14th President?
I only know of the 13 Secret Masters of the Universe.
13. What's the world record for skydiving?
What does it matter, all jumps end at ground level.
14. Who's your most hated celebrity?
They're all awful.
15. Funniest word?
"SMILES", because there's a mile between each S. Oh wait, that's the longest word. Geez, I even screw up bad jokes....
16. Can you speak pig latin?
Uresay.
17. Favorite pizza topping?
sausage and mushroom
18. Do you play golf?
No. Awful sport. "A good walk spoiled."
19. Random animal sound?
Meeeehhh!
20. How many licks does take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Don't know - I crunch them up.
21. Escalator or Elevator?
Escalator - it still works when the power's off, both ways at that.
22. When was the last time you threw up?
After surgerym bad Rx to anaesthetic. It was not fun.
23. Paris Hilton...Hot? Or Not?
Ick, no.
24. Should balding men shave their heads?
sure
25. Should marijuana be legalized?
Personally I don't care. Dope is for dopes, and dopes should pay for being dopes, either through keeping criminal gangs in Harleys and white slaves or paying mucho taxes to da guvmint.
26. Favorite superhero?
Batman, the comic book Batman. He didn't have any superpowers, he was just a bit smarter and stronger than an ordinary man.
27. What is the most attractive thing about the opposite sex?
Smile is a good place to start.
28. Full name?
Lieutenant Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau
29. What color are your shoes?
Black boots, dusty
30. Maroon 5?
Who?
31. Paper or plastic?
Paper.
32. Do you have a job and if so, where?
Yes. Here.
33. Last person you kissed?
Betty
34. When was the last time you said, "I love you"?
this morning
35. Hottest clothing that you own?
Old RCMP parka - all I needed for several winters in Ottawa.
36. What have you eaten today?
Those little buns with raisins and cut-up candied fruit in them. Tea buns?
37. Heck yes or Heck No?
Heck, maybe.
38. Do you make your bed in the morning?
Yes
39. Leather jacket or Leather vest?
Sorry, no.
40. War in iraq?
Bad move.
41. Favorite state, besides the one you live in?
Nevada!
42. Biggest annoyance at the moment?
Having to sleep.
43. Do you know how to sew?
Yes.
44. Have you seen the movie "The notebook"?
No.
45. Why are round pizzas served in square boxes?
Senseless tradition. I have eaten and enjoyed square pizzas many times. And it would be hard to get a square pizza in a round box.
46. Do you believe in a thing called true love?
Yes.
48. Have you ever almost died?
Yes.
49. Michael Jackson?
Ick.
50. Have you ever chased a rainbow till its end?
Never had to, a few minutes with the soldering iron and Lucky the Leprechaun was always ready to talk.