1. I bet your'e the only person who could beat me at Trivial Pursuit, though we shoudln't play because we would spend all our time arguing over whether the answers on the cards were wrong or not.
2. "Hymn of the Soviet Union"
3. Not jello, tapioca.
4. Object 279, the "Troyanov".
5. This big guy sitting hunched over a coffee at Murchie's.
6. A polar bear.
7. Have you ever pushed your thumb through a bird so hard it came out the other side?