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ltmurnau ([personal profile] ltmurnau) wrote2006-04-28 09:48 am
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Newman !!!

From today's paper:

Witness reports postie with prostitute

CanWest News Service
Published: Friday, April 28, 2006

VANCOUVER -- Canada Post is investigating allegations a Burnaby letter carrier was with a prostitute while on duty.
Canada Post Pacific Region spokesman Bob Taylor said the alleged incident happened last Friday.
"We are reviewing the incident to see if disciplinary action is required," said Taylor.
He said the man in question is a full-time employee of Canada Post who is a "mobile letter carrier."
"They drive a vehicle on their routes," said Taylor.
In the upcoming days, Taylor said they will have more information on the allegations.
"We are meeting with the union, the individual and his supervisor," said Taylor.
The incident is alleged to have happened near a City of Burnaby works yard.
Taylor said police are not involved. "It's not a criminal matter, it's internal," he said.
The status of the employee will be determined once the review of the incident is done.
"At this point, he's still working," said Taylor.
A person in the area is alleged to have reported the incident.
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Betcha it was Jerry who reported him....

[identity profile] bruxists.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I now have this horrific vision entailing Newman, Canadian postage stamps [the old non-self-adhesive type], hookers, and the Elvis song, "Return to Sender." And it's put me in quite the damn good mood. Thank you.

[identity profile] ltmurnau.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)

Well, you know the old joke:

"The US Postal Service has issued a stamp commemorating prostitution in America. Its face value is 15 cents, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter."

[identity profile] bruxists.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You've just upgraded from damn good to fuckin' great! Thanks again.

[identity profile] ltmurnau.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, but I can't take credit for that one - wish I could! I first heard Chevy Chase tell it on the old Saturday Night Live.