Adult Meme
Jan. 26th, 2007 09:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ltmurnauGee, a meme... haven't done one of these for a week or two. This one is yoinked from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
scuttle.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Spousal support. Not much longer though.
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
At home.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Can't remember, maybe 20 years ago.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
About 25 years ago.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Nixon. I learned to read at age 3, and she thought she had discovered some kind of child prodigy, so had me actually reading to the Grade 5s and such. Not a good move if you are in a small town. This woman soured me on school and learning for a long time. I hate her. I hope she's died of something painful that took a long time.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Working on my designs.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Different things - a policeman like my dad, then I wanted to be a soldier, or a diplomat, or an engineer. At no time in my childhood did I want to become an Education Officer, but here I am.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Just UVic, though I did take a class at the University of Ottawa.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It's warm, clean and gray-green.
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
95.9/liter today.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you... where and who?
Dunno, maybe New Mexico with Lianne.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Ohhh, it's cold and I have to exercise.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
About Lithuanians.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Boxer briefs.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Doesn't matter much to me.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Exercising in the morning. Washing dishes. Cleaning anything. Weeding. I got a million of 'em.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Yes.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Animated cartoon.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Go to a movie or a party.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
My life is an open book.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
Last year, when I turned 42 but was feeling very worn out.
23. Favorite 80's movies?
Pee-Wee's Great Adventure. Repo Man. Red Dawn (well, I liked it at the time).
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Chicken.
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
Bacon.
26. Beach or lake?
Beach.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
Yes.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
I avoid MySpace.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Cheap crappy SF stories and movies, especially from the 1950s.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Not gooing to tell you.
31. What's your drink?
Water.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys?
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
No one, really, but I'd like to know what happened to some people.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
No car, no radio. I listen to CFUV if I ever turn on the radio.
42. Norm or Cliff?
Cliff, but I don't have to like it.
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons, but it is getting really tired. It's weird to think that there's a whole generation of people who have always had the Simpsons on.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Getting married. Wish I could have just stopped it when I started to see problems.
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I stare out the window. I don't know the people on either side of me very well.
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
I know you want me to say Some Famous Person, but I think that really would not change much. I really would rather massacre whole classes of people - anyone who drives a Thumpmobile or one of those jacked-up trucks, people who cough without covering their mouths, etc..
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Alexei Sayle.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Laurie Anderson.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes. It's quite a story, too.
50. Last book you read?
Book about Tito.
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
No.
52. Strangest place you have ever had sex?
On a sidewalk, by a tree.
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Francisco.
54. Number of texts in a day?
I don't.
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Neither, really.
56. Do you go to church?
No.
57. Pencil or pen?
Prefer fountain pen, but use a 1.1 mm auto pencil.
scuttle.1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Spousal support. Not much longer though.
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
At home.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Can't remember, maybe 20 years ago.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
About 25 years ago.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Nixon. I learned to read at age 3, and she thought she had discovered some kind of child prodigy, so had me actually reading to the Grade 5s and such. Not a good move if you are in a small town. This woman soured me on school and learning for a long time. I hate her. I hope she's died of something painful that took a long time.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Working on my designs.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Different things - a policeman like my dad, then I wanted to be a soldier, or a diplomat, or an engineer. At no time in my childhood did I want to become an Education Officer, but here I am.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Just UVic, though I did take a class at the University of Ottawa.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It's warm, clean and gray-green.
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
95.9/liter today.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you... where and who?
Dunno, maybe New Mexico with Lianne.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Ohhh, it's cold and I have to exercise.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
About Lithuanians.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Boxer briefs.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Doesn't matter much to me.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Exercising in the morning. Washing dishes. Cleaning anything. Weeding. I got a million of 'em.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Yes.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Animated cartoon.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Go to a movie or a party.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
My life is an open book.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
Last year, when I turned 42 but was feeling very worn out.
23. Favorite 80's movies?
Pee-Wee's Great Adventure. Repo Man. Red Dawn (well, I liked it at the time).
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Chicken.
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
Bacon.
26. Beach or lake?
Beach.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
Yes.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
I avoid MySpace.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Cheap crappy SF stories and movies, especially from the 1950s.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Not gooing to tell you.
31. What's your drink?
Water.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys?
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
No one, really, but I'd like to know what happened to some people.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
No car, no radio. I listen to CFUV if I ever turn on the radio.
42. Norm or Cliff?
Cliff, but I don't have to like it.
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons, but it is getting really tired. It's weird to think that there's a whole generation of people who have always had the Simpsons on.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Getting married. Wish I could have just stopped it when I started to see problems.
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I stare out the window. I don't know the people on either side of me very well.
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
I know you want me to say Some Famous Person, but I think that really would not change much. I really would rather massacre whole classes of people - anyone who drives a Thumpmobile or one of those jacked-up trucks, people who cough without covering their mouths, etc..
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Alexei Sayle.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Laurie Anderson.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes. It's quite a story, too.
50. Last book you read?
Book about Tito.
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
No.
52. Strangest place you have ever had sex?
On a sidewalk, by a tree.
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Francisco.
54. Number of texts in a day?
I don't.
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Neither, really.
56. Do you go to church?
No.
57. Pencil or pen?
Prefer fountain pen, but use a 1.1 mm auto pencil.
