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A while back I was in the Vincent de Paul thrift store and picked up three CDs with odd titles: "Industry/ Leisure/ Pop"; "Street People"; and "Technovision". It wasn't until I got home and played some of them that I understood what I had bought: production music or, in a sense, corporate Muzak.

This music is designed strictly to set moods and more often act as bridges between scenes in corporate training films and things like that. Here's a sample* from "Industry/ Leisure/ Pop", content described as "corporate themes and atmospheres" (there are over 50 tracks on the CD, all different versions and lengths of about ten tunes):

http://www.carlinmusic.co.uk/sounds/Carlin16501_POSITIVE_ACTION.m3u

Can't you just imagine everyone getting up from the table as this music plays, ready to try the new software or human resources strategy, or truly feeling their new commitment to working in a space free of sexual harassment? I know I can. I've often thought that all my office needed was an appropriate soundtrack (though all too often that would be the soundtrack to Eraserhead).

If you want to hear more, the Carlin Music Company (which produced the three CDs I have) is offering samples online at http://www.carlinmusic.co.uk/try/Carlin_Listing.htm.

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This "invisible music" reminds me of the term J. G. Ballard coined of “invisible literature”, which he says comprises “market research reports, pharmaceutical company house magazines, the promotional copy for a new high-energy breakfast food, journals such as Psychological Abstracts and the Italian automobile magazine Style Auto, the internal memoranda of TV company planning departments, sex manuals, [and] medical textbooks such as the extraordinary Crash Injuries.” [from an interview in Re/Search #8/9] He says this vast catalogue of half-known obsessions and arcane data is the best window into what we are really thinking about these days. Take that, Don DeLillo, right up your most personal orifice.

I found an interesting riff on Ballard's idea of invisible literature as applied to the blizzard of paper that showered New York City on 911 Day at http://www.noemalab.com/sections/ideas/ideas_articles/pdf/dery_memo_mori.pdf.

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My wife and I fight constantly about what wake-up CD to put in the machine. I like to wake up to squealing trumpets blaring "The East Is Red", or the Ramones belting out their two-minute anthems, or Diamanda Galas screeching passages from Leviticus. She wants to wake up to barely audible Faure, or at least music without a discernible beat. Only person I know who can get a two-day headache from under thirty seconds' exposure to any unpleasant environmental stimulus, especially music. Where's the middle ground here? So now I have "Technovision" in the machine, but its Muzaky nature is so unobtrusive I can't wake up in time!

Date: 2003-10-24 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seaofrain.livejournal.com
This reminds me of the trip I took to Comox. The downtown area has speakers installed in every lamp posts and there were elevator music playing all day. I thought that was a perfect outlet of "invisible music".
Also, I am not 100% sure of its validity, I heard that the first Chinese astronaut brought an album of "The East is Red" to play on the voyage, along with panda plushie and other important stuff.

Date: 2003-10-24 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ltmurnau.livejournal.com
It's now standard to play soft classical music or generic Muzak outside youth "hangouts" like 7-11 stores and doughnut or fried chicken places. Supposed to drive young people away, or at least make their conversation difficult.

I don't know about the Chinese astronaut, but I do know the first satellite the People's Republic launched did little other than beep out "The East Is Red" until its little battery ran down..."deet deedle deet, deet deedle dee, deet dee deedle deedle deet deedle dee..."

Date: 2003-10-24 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scuttle.livejournal.com
Briaaaaaaaaaaaaan...reccomend me some good surplus places here! I've only been to that one off the 2200ish block of Government.

Date: 2003-10-24 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ltmurnau.livejournal.com
Harreson's Military Surplus (the one we went to on Pembroke, I think that is the one you are referring to) is the only surplus store left in town. The quality is generally good and he knows what things are worth - he's an ex bin-rat.

John's Military Surplus was great, and downtown, but it closed a couple of years ago. The only other place left that has any military surplus is the basement of Capital Iron, and they have a really bad selection at really high prices. Nothing new either, just a dwindling pile of old and useless stuff.

Once in a while a surplus item will turn up in the thrift stores, as long as it doesn't look 'collectible' you culd get a bargain on it.

What are you looking for?

Date: 2003-10-24 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ltmurnau.livejournal.com
Oh, and don't whine at me like that, I get enough of that at home: "Briaaaaaan...Daaaaaaaddy....Briaaaaaaan..." Everybody wants a piece of the ol' Lieutenant.

Date: 2003-10-24 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scuttle.livejournal.com
ok, Grandpa.

You coming tonight?

Date: 2003-10-24 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ltmurnau.livejournal.com
Yes, child. Come and sit on my knee, Grandpa's got a story about a Giant Centipede... hyeugh hyeugh hyeugh.

Date: 2003-10-24 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scuttle.livejournal.com
what? I don't get it?

Date: 2003-10-24 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ltmurnau.livejournal.com
Nope, you don't get it.

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