ltmurnau | First And Last And Always

I stole this one from Anne's journal:

First Bike: Green.
First Best Friend: Hugh. Now he runs a paintball business in Ottawa.
First Memory: Basement of our house in Corner Brook, Nfld.
First Car: Never owned one.
First Date with Girl: age 20, brought Claire some wheat from an Alberta field.
First Real Girl Date: age 23, Edith, for cheesecake
First Girl Kiss: age 17, Kelli
First Girl Break-up: age 23, Edith, Tom had more cheesecake. They dump me, I haven't dumped anyone, ever.
First Date with Boy: n/a
First Real Boy Date: n/a.
First Boy Kiss: n/a
First Boy Break-up: n/a
First Job: age 13, French tutor.
First Screen Name: Citizen X.
First Self-Purchased Album: age 15, "National Anthems of the World". My tastes soon changed.
First Concert: 1981, Black Flag and the Subhumans at the OAP Hall.
First Funeral: 1990, one of the men in my platoon killed himself.
First Pet: age 12, Beagle puppy named Boots.
First Prime Minister Voted For: I always vote but have never yet picked a winning party, on purpose.
First Piercing/Tattoo: No piercings. One tattoo, 2002.
First Independent Home: 1988, room in the barracks, CFB Uplands.
First House/Apartment: 1993, condo, Selkirk Avenue.
First Credit Card: 1988, Visa.
First Independent Holiday: 1988, London and Berlin, three weeks.
First Love: 1989, Alice.
First Enemy: Age 5, Allan. Knocked one of his teeth out. First and last real fight I've been in.

Last Good Cry: I honestly cannot remember.
Last Movie Seen: in theatre: Charlie's Angels Full Throttle. on video: Britannia Hospital.
Last Book Read: V-2 by Walter Dornberger.
Last Cuss Word Uttered: "fuck", because this fax machine keeps sending to my phone.
Last Beverage Drank: water, just now.
Last Food Consumed: takigomi with bamboo shoots, scallops and seaweed sprinkles.
Last Crush: Lusting after cute but taken co-worker.
Last Phone Call: from that goddamn fax machine.
Last T.V Show Watched: video of an episode of "The Prisoner".
Last Time Showered: Last night.
Last Shoes Worn: 10 hole Docs until my broken foot heals.
Last C.D. Played: Klaus Nomi, "Klaus Nomi".
Last Item Bought: tent pegs, Canadian Tire.
Last Thing Downloaded: "How Canadians Govern Themselves", by dead Senator Eugene Forsey.
Last Annoyance: Toss-up between misdialed fax machines and indecisive boss.
Last Disappointment: Doing my Magic Yawn and opening my eyes to find I'm still here.
Last Thing Written: Lawyer's fax number.
Last Key Used: House door, last night.
Last Words Spoken: "Sounds good!", in a dismissive tone.
Last Sleep: ended at 0715 today.
Last Instant Message To: Anne, on Yahoo.
Last Weird Encounter: With someone who might be working here temporarily, who might be the niece of my stepgrandmother.
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Cheap McDonald's hot fudge sundae, last night. Had to bring my own spoon.
Last Time Amused: on the bus this morning.
Last Time In Love: Really in love? Age 24, Alice.
Last Time Hugged: Akito, goodnight.
Last Lipstick Used: n/a.
Last Underwear Worn: Dark blue pinstripe.
Last Bra Worn: n/a.
Last Shirt Worn: gray guayabera with suicide-bomber pockets.
Last Time Dancing: Approximately 2200 hrs 12 July 2003, just after breaking my foot, to Devo's "Head Like a Hole".