Sobriquets

[ltmurnau]

From a list of titles allegedly used by “prominent leaders from 160 nations across the world” to refer to Kim Jong-Il, as announced last winter by North Korean state television.

The titles were translated from the Korean by Lee Jong-Heon.

Originally from Harper's Magazine, February 2005.

Supreme Commander at the Forefront of the Struggle Against Imperialism and the United States
Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity
Lode Star of the Twenty-First Century
Best Leader Who Realized Human Wisdom
Leader with Extraordinary Personality
Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness
Eternal Bosom of Hot Love
Master of Literature, Arts, and Architecture
World’s Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents
Humankind’s Greatest Musical Genius
Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World
Man with Encyclopedic Knowledge
Guardian Deity of the Planet
Heaven-Sent Hero
Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity
Greatest Man Who Ever Lived
Present-day God
World’s Greatest Writer

Comments

[theideaofanidea.livejournal.com]

The Vancouver Sun is running a fascinating 5-part series from one of the few journalists who was recently allowed in. Includes photos. Not sure if the series is syndicated or if it's exclusive to the Sun.

[pistolleer.livejournal.com]

The forgot one...

"Whackjob Supreme Nuttiest Nutbar in the Whole Damn Candy Factory"

[ltmurnau.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't diss the Dear Leader! He's gonna get you!

La Pompadour

[dzherzhinski.livejournal.com]

The Grand and Glorious Leader-for-Life of the Gloriously Free and Democraticest Republic of North Drudge has a hairdo that beats out The Donald's.