Whirring Flashing Silver Blades
Mar. 13th, 2006 03:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ltmurnauI got one of these on the weekend:
It works all right but God damn, it's safe. The way it's designed, I couldn't stick my fingers into the whirring roaring blades even if I wanted to. And the hopper is way too small, I'd have to chop my victim up into at least 32 pieces before doing a Fargo on 'em.
I ask you, where's the thrill in yard work if you can't lose a limb or at least digits, and what good is a powered appliance that can't help you hide evidence?
It works all right but God damn, it's safe. The way it's designed, I couldn't stick my fingers into the whirring roaring blades even if I wanted to. And the hopper is way too small, I'd have to chop my victim up into at least 32 pieces before doing a Fargo on 'em.
I ask you, where's the thrill in yard work if you can't lose a limb or at least digits, and what good is a powered appliance that can't help you hide evidence?
